Power

«Power» weapons in Cyberpunk 2077 have the ricochet property which makes the bullets bounce from walls but the «Tech» weapons have penetration to shoot thru walls. Why? I don't know, maybe «power» means something different in Poland.
I know the game has a huge to-do list between balance, improvements and missing features but you can at least swap the tech and power tags so it makes fucking sense?

One Winged Beefcake

I really like how much effort and detail Sakurai puts in any Smash character. It's almost like a museum honoring the big icons of gaming.
You see the moveset of the characters and you instantly recognize parts of their original game like Castlevania sub-weapons or Steve redstone. Meanwhile, Mei from Overwatch in Heroes of the Storm throw snowballs and slide in ice while wearing a bear pajamas because that's how much Blizzard cares about their own canon.

A Flash In The Pan

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No Refunds

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays folks.
<3

To Brazil

I almost made Jane come back has an alligator but people would not understand the reference.
And for those out of the loop, I'm brazilian. :)

Safehouse

Every year I make a point of not bullshit the current year and hope for a better one because I noticed people got on a loop of always thinking the current year is the worst year ever and hoping the next one will be magically better for unknown reasons.
I think this year is special (in a bad way) and I can totally see people fed up with it, but it's not like things will improve because the clock ticked past midnight.
I totally understand the need to celebrate and gather and I think this is good, even necessary, but the road ahead is long and I believe what will make it good or bad is in part how we act upon it. It's us, not a number on the calendar, who rules our fates.
This all said, Happy New Year.

Too Good

I finally started playing Hades and the game is as close to flawless as it can get.
It reminds me of the glory days of Blizzard where everything was polished to the extreme and pushed the bar of what a good game should be.
Is the game perfect? Well, being a roguelite it suffer from some repetitiveness which plagues the genre, but it's like picking a visual novel and complaining about too much text.
The only thing I wish they made differently is the color pallete… the game uses a unique blend of super saturated colors which is not my cup of tea but I will openly admit it's the artsy me scrapping the bottom of the barrel to complain about something. It do gives the game a unique look which is refreshing in a way.
So, yes, Hades is good…. still, I haven't finished it yet so who knows? Maybe Supergiant will pull their «surprise» and make all my effort be for nothing. Won't surprise me.

Spin To Win

Everybody killing each other in space and me looking at it from distance, nodding my head and not even bothering to collect the scraps of battle.
Fuck this shit, I'll stay in the safety of hi-sec like the carebear I am.

Onion Memes

I only read the manga tho, and only the 2 first arcs, until the pillars me. I saw the first chapters with Jotaro and nope'd out of it.
Maybe one day I'll watch the anime since I like the memes and over the top-ness.

Trial of The Gods

I'd say my favorites gods in hades are Dionisys, Aphrodite and Demeter, at least if I am running bows. Artemis and Zeus are not bad but I simply can't make Ares works. and for being the god of war his boons are pretty bad at the whole killing stuff compared to the insane damage boost Demeter or Aphrodite gives you. I think Ares is so bad I actively avoid him, picking anything else (even gems or shadow essence) to not have him as one of my 4 favored gods.