Don't even tell me it's "optional", how else are going to identify other trainers to lock eyes and fight?

For those who somehow haven't heard, two weeks ago Nintendo announced a new mobile game by Ingress developer Niantic called Pokemon GO. This new AR/geolocational game will use real world locations to find and capture Pokemon.

Unfortunately for me, sometimes you decide to make a dumb comic about pirates and donuts that's both time sensitive and partially complete when a company goes and announces a hot new Pokemon game.

(Oh, and if you haven't played it, Ingress is a lot of fun, too!)