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Cue to Leave
I am very intimidated by that cat, and yet strangely I also feel as though we have become closer friends.
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Freeze Out
I felt kind of bad for my little buddies, who were constantly running from my location to the enemy's location just in time for them to already be dead, but at least they got lots of exercise.
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Hourly Comic Day Comics 2021
Hello and welcome to a day in the life one year deep into my global pandemic bunker! Nobody can stop me from staying at the office too late if the office is where I live!!
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Mess Hall
You show me a cafe staffed by animals who prepare food by swirling all of the ingredients around in a big bucket and I'll show you several health code violations.
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Leveling Up
Clearance level access at the Federal Bureau of Control has nothing to do with job title or function; it is awarded by defeating a higher-clearance employee in single combat and taking their badge. Please don't tell me how to run my organization, because it is already perfect.
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A Tough Spot
Okay, I'm sure you've played a WRPG-style game where by lategame your stealth level is so high that you can walk right in front of someone without them noticing you, but Cyberpunk 2077 takes this to the next level – even if you've got no points in stealth, it takes a full five seconds of direct, sustained eye contact before an adversary realizes you're a human person standing right in front of them. To be fair, I also refuse to engage in social interaction until my opponent has confirmed that they are not going to go away before I can no longer pretend I didn't see them, so I get it.
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Below the Belt
I don't know why this hedgehog is compelled to keep making pants when nobody in town actually wears them, but some artists are never truly understood.
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Playing it Safe
Listen, this is a WRPG, and I didn't get to level 99 in my lockpicking skill to watch you to come in here with a «key» so you can «open» the «lock» without playing a weird mini game first. I have earned that right.