Butterfly Effect

Wrote by Varn this time again. I might as well just outsource the writing on these comics entirely; it's easy when I can just rely on other people to be funny for me. Hooray!

Stuck On You

PIRATE YOU DID THIS YOU DID THISSSS
It's always fun to apply things to other things, isn't it? I don't really know how stickers would work in these comics. I guess shoe soles are kinda like trophy bases, but it's not hard to imagine the rules being broken.Ganondorf seems to be really bad at sticker placement. For shame.

Respiration Revelation

Because like how can he breathe underwater just because his shirt is blue??!
…Nnnnnoooo not a good one. Come back next week. OH WELL.

Tossed in Space

I've had this one in mind for months now. Didn't really come out how I wanted but oh well! One of the first things I tried to do in Galaxy was put myself into orbit around a little planetoid; the opportunity to have been able to do it to someone else would have been delightful. I've always liked the idea of hitting a dude so hard his shoes fly off. I guess you can blame copious Calvin and Hobbes for that.
PS: Wolf is a terrible amalgam of bad taste. Rubber gloves, arm socks, tank top, vest too small for him, chains and metal coming out of everywhere…he's like some sort of weirdo space-biker, I don't even know, leave me alone.

Evacuation (Часть 1)

Without fail, doors in Metroid will always do this to me. It wouldn't be nearly as distressing if every planet I ever went to didn't eventually blow up on a thirty-second timer.

This week: I don't care to draw Samus on-model! Next week: ???
Oh yeah! You have already seen this, but last week I did do a guest comic for VGCats! Clearly it was all a clever sabotage planned by Scott Ramsoomomasomething to make my site slower than ever before. I am still fixing this by the way! Thank you Scott for having me!

Evacuation (Часть 2)

This page is pretty unnecessary! I had originally planned for this and the last one to be one big comic, but it was like a million panels too many for me to get done in a week. Usually I try to put in another sub-joke when I have to split a comic like that, but I ended up just juking the punchline too soon so this is really only beating a dead space-horse. The moral of the story is I can't plan ahead!
I did get to draw superfluous explosions, though, and those are my favorite kind.

The Legacy

LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE WORDS. The first half of the comic there might be the highest words-to-panel ratio I've ever made you people endure. Whatever!

In A Blink

This is one of those comics where you can't really get it unless you play WoW. I need to stop doing this I am so sorry.

Spice of Strife (Часть 1)

I had this one choreographed a way I liked like two weeks ago and then I forgot how it went. THIS IS BASICALLY IT THOUGH SO IT'S OKAY.
Merlin was like «Do a comic about the Spicy Curry item» and I was like «Whatever» and here we are.

Spice of Strife (Часть 1) (DO-OVER)

Long story short I'm a retard who can't pace and this one is better. DISREGARD THE LAST COMIC.
I guess I also managed to rip off a commercial for Burger King's Spicy New Spiceburger or something with it so uh I apologize to Burger King.