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Let This Be a Lesson
A lot of games have a «cradle» town at the beginning of your GRAND ADVENTURE, where talking to the inhabitants helps bring your attention to potentially-useful things, like how to move your legs. Five minutes later, having been told everything you could possibly want to know, you can toddle away and move on with your life.
In Animal Crossing, you live in this town and can never escape.