Collector's Items

Meh, it's one of those comics where on Tuesday I say «oh man this is going to be the funniest comic ever» and then on Sunday night I say «maybe nobody will realize this is a stupid comic if I write something witty enough underneath it.»
But oh Metal Gear Solid, my life would have far too little tactical espionage without you. So I was replaying it for the a billionth time about a month ago, and I revisited this, one of the most painfully dramatic scenes in the game. Sniper Wolf dies, blah blah very sad whatever.
In the GameCube port, Twin Snakes, however (yes, I know, I'm retarded for playing it as a remake six years later), gameplay functions from MGS2 were worked in, like the ability to collect the dog tags of enemy soldiers and bosses. Wolf's tags can be obtained by jostling her body, but doing that right after such a scene just almost feels wrong somehow.
And ha I'm sorry for copping out on the last panel. ACTION LINES = CHARACTER MOTION!
Also, new Pokemon games came out yestertoday. There's no way I'm going to be able to make myself spend time on a comic next week or ever again.