Rude Awakening, Page 8

Rude Awakening, Page 9

All my replies to people with a Comcast e-mail address bounced back.

To answer the two most common questions:

  Woo has already apologized to Shadow, but we couldn’t show that in the comic.
  The swamp monster has gone to star in a Hollywood movie so it won’t be available in the foreseeable future.

One of the best e-mails was the following poem by Robby, but there was no way to fit it into the strip above. I also received a good number of really clever or touching e-mails, and I would like to thank these people in particular for the time they spent on writing their messages. You get blue like everyone But me and Sandra North Can make your troubles go away Blow away, there they go… Cheer up, Woo Give me a smile What happened to the smile I used to know Don’t you know your grin has always Been my sunshine; Let that sunshine show… Come on, Woo No need to frown Deep down you know tomorrow is your toy… When the days get heavy Never pitter patter Up and at’em raccoon Someday, sweet as a song Woo’s lucky day will come along Till that day You’ve got to stay strong Woo Up on top is right where you belong Look up, Woo You’ll see a star Just follow it and keep your dreams in view Pretty soon the sky is going to clear up Woo, Cheer up Woo, do Cheer up Woo Just be glad you’re you.

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Raccoon Facts

  Tough raccoon: The raccoon was probably not doing pullups, but he saved the heavy man from falling down according to
      Dorcas MacClintock: “A Natural History of Raccoons”, page 30
  Macho raccoon: The raccoon probably didn’t own a Mercedes-Benz, but the rest is completely true according to
      Philip Bethge: “Randale unterm Dach” in Der Spiegel 26/2002
  Big raccoon: It is unknown if the hunter mistook the raccoon for Bigfoot, but such a big one indeed lived in Wisconsin according to
      Dorcas MacClintock: “A Natural History of Raccoons”, page 8
  Rancher raccoons: Completely true according to
      Katja Ridderbusch: “Den Tod anpflanzen” in espace. ch, 26. January 2008

The Year 2050

BDMFH

Another Russian Hooligan

Back To The Future!

I wonder if it will be released before or after SONY's emoji movie.

Sandra And Woo's Core Values

The company I work at almost used the file extension .fap for one of its most important file types. (Un-)Fortunately, a colleague of mine in the software development department did a Google search about it before the release.

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