Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – If he's skipping stages, odds are the next will be anger

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Kind of easy to predict a one-trick pony

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Third times the charm I guess

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Beat sense. Berate sense. It's all good

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Life is full of disappointments and toaster accidents

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Having witnesses is half the fun

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Weirdness is only a deviation of what is considered the norm

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Why leave permanent scars when you can do it in marker version

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Everything I learned I learned from Kindergarten…even my taunts

Chapter 20: Get me to the Church – Spiders make every confined space more interesting