I'm going to relieve Niomi on the bridge. Thank you for the story.
When we contact Sam's world, we're going to need the equivalent of the Brothers Grimm. Some people to go around and collect folk tales before they're lost. We'll also have to copyright them.
Not only do sqids deserve the income from those stories, there has to be something to stop Disney from making photorealistic animations of creatures whose appearance drives humans insane.