Off to Ecosystem's Unlimited
2008-07-09

A.I.'s aren't people. They're complex programs. They do what they're told and… HEY! WHERE DID SHE GO?

Quick! Where's the nearest concentration of valuables that would easily fit into a pocket?

Pharmaceutical storage on the second floor.

I'll search there. You go that way!

Look at him go. That is one dedicated owner.

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2008-07-11

Pharmaceutical storage. Access: AUTHORIZED!

I can't steal from these people without picking the lock. It wouldn't be sporting.

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2008-07-14

Interferon. Protease inhibitors. Monoclonal antibodies. I don't even know what this stuff is.

E-mails tell me the items most in demand are diet pills and performance enhancers. I don't want to waste my time with cheap life extension pills or over the counter cancer cures.

Humans need to mark their stuff better. If they used the symbol , I'd know if an item was worth stealing.

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2008-07-16

I'll grab one of each. Something here has to be valuable.

This isn't good. I'm going to need some packing material. No telling what will happen if one of these breaks.

Lucky for me I noticed that room full of live crickets, and if anyone asks, I'll tell them I'm wearing my Corduroy spacesuit pants.

Tink

Clack

Click

Click

Chirp

Chirp

Chirp

Chirp

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2008-07-18

Short to long term memory impaired. Go to Robotics building. Explain about Bowman's Architecture. Write down everything.

Apparently I'm using sticky notes to compensate for a memory problem. While not ideal, It should be good enough to get me to the right building.

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2008-07-21

Excuse me. Lost my notes. Pardon me.

The only good thing about this memory malfunction is I can't remember anything long enough to get irritated. My last memory is taking that stupid test in the lab.

Speaking of which, I better make sure this is still the same day.

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Robot and Artificial Intelligence Development. R.A.I.D.
2008-07-23

Did a Bowman's Wolf come this way?

Yes. She asked where the bathroom was. I sent her down the hall.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

Because that's where the bathroom is.

No! I mean why did you let her out of the lab? You could have tackled her or something!

I'm responsible for keeping this area clean. The last thing I'm going to do here is get a dog with a full bladder all excited.

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2008-07-25

The Robot and Artificial Intelligence Development building. I'm finally here!

Off site United Way kickoff meeting today. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY!

Brought to you by the employer who if he paid the United Way the amount he's paying you knuckleheads to attend their meeting, could have saved everyone a ton of time and frustration.

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2008-07-28

There's an intruder in the Robotics buiding.

Everyone there is to be at United Way meeting. RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

You release the hounds, yes?

The hounds are all at the United Way meeting.

Scroungers! Out of work they are skipping! “Canines for Charity” kibble drive clearly is marked for next week!

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2008-07-30

Hey! A security alert's been issued on the card I gave the Bowman's Wolf.

Why did you give… Never mind! Where is she?

The robot and artificial intelligence development building.

Oh, yeah. She said she wanted to go to the robotics area.

She had something she wanted to tell to the person in charge.

She could have told me! I'm in charge! Can't you tell by how much I'm panicking that I'm in charge?!

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