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This version (2020/02/26 14:37 ) is a draft.Robot Spike)
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This version (2020/02/26 14:37 ) is a draft.Robot Spike)Approvals: 0/1The Previously approved version (2019/02/28 15:37) is available.
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Freefall 10ᆺ61 - 10ᆺ70
Honest Sam
Okay. It's going to take some work, but I can be honest. Watch as I return this man's billfold.
Hey, Mister! Catch!
Ohhh! Ouch! He's down! You knocked him out!
Honesty has taken us from a simple pick pocketing to assault with a deadly wallet.
New father. It was full of baby pictures. how was I to know?
Honest Sam
I've called a doctor.
Then let's go. This guy could wake up and start showing us baby pictures at any moment.
Vehicle keys? Well, we certainly don't want a new father with head trauma driving.
I don't want to be honest any more! We've gone from pick pocketing to assault to grand theft auto.
And the night is still young.
Honest Sam
Even for a new father, this vehicle is a bit much.
Sam, there are people with sticks headed our way.
Do you think they found the man we knocked out, or do you think they want to beat us for completely unrelated reasons?
Helix, there are times to think and times to run. I survive because given the choice, I never take time to think.
Honest Sam
We need to get out of the spaceport or we're going to get caught. This baby moves at a crawl.
Take the wheel. I'm going to make it harder for the police to know this is the vehicle they're after.
Okay. We're set. I've pushed the diaper back so you can't read the license plate any more.
Honest Sam
Getting out is going easier than I expected.
Well, it helps to know where the delivery tunnel is.
[!1.8] A[/] Section
We'd have gotten more scrutiny if we had to leave via C Section.
Sam, problem ahead.
The road is missing.
Right. Let's get out of here before someone blames us.
Honest Sam
Hello! Captain Sam!
Hey, you're Florence's veterinarian. I recognize your shiny head.
Yes. The water's too deep for my truck. Can I get a ride from you to the spaceport?
You willingly want into a vehicle I'M driving?
Sam, we're not supposed to pick up hitchhikers, especially suicidal ones.
Honest Sam
Helix, this hitchhiker isn't suicidal.
Neither was the other one at first.
Helix worries about your safety too much, Doc. Hop in.
Remember, if I suddenly throw you from the vehicle, it will be for your own good.
Guys, I don't need a lift all the way to the spaceport. Just get me across the river and I can walk from there.
Honest Sam
By the way, congratulations.
Congratulations? For what?
You're driving the Baby Mobile. It's an announcement that you're done with genetic colonists and have had your first baby that's your own.
So that's why people are panicking. I thought it was my driving.
I still say it's your driving.