Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
For now, put your money in savings. If you start giving it to humans, robots are going to start competing and the next thing you know, you'll be having a potlatch.
It was a form of boasting on Earth. Tribes of people would get together and give away or destroy their possessions as a way of gaining prestige.
I've seen the rate at which you guys are progressing. I don't want to hear about stars going nova because you guys decided to potlatch a solar system.