Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
I'm back. It took a little time to get the fur out of my suit. Helix, we're ready for your tale.
I can download my video memory and you can see what happened.
Nope. You need to work on your storytelling skills.
But I can't lie as well as you can.
I don't lie. I add embellishments to make my my stories more interesting, and in some cases, to clarify that whatever happened was not in way my fault.