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Freefall 3095
What does it take to commit a crime around here?
[!0.987]2018-03-12
Fine. If I can't steal here, I shall take my larceny elsewhere.
A moment, Mr. Starfall.
While you can not steal here, we expect two percent losses in shipping. If you go to the distribution center, you may steal a tomato. You will have your theft and I will be operating in compliance.
Why are you telling me this?
Because our goal is one hundred percent customer satisfaction.
Color by George Peterson