The future of angry mobs
What every Santa Claus machine needs is an elf. Let me show you how this could work.
You give stuff to me. I take ninety percent and pass the rest on to the appropriate human, minus administration costs of course.
You want to give to humans, but not too much. The more I take, the more individual robots that can give.
Your argument is sound, logical, and makes me want to hit you with a very large hammer.
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