Interviews and interrogations
Uncle, you would have crashed the economy of the entire colony.
Why all the fuss? We say we've learned our lesson, our company makes an insincere apology, then it's back to business as usual.
And I would have been so rich, nobody could do anything about it.
First, that's not true. Second, it would have come at the cost of everyone else.
You would put the welfare of complete strangers over that of family? I really must write to your parents about how poorly they raised you.