Breaking and entering for fun and profit
Are you here to bring misery to my door?
Nope. While misery loves company, chaos brings along friends.
Not yet, though I don't know why. I'm brimming with tentacley charisma.
I knew I shouldn't have bribed you to go away. You're like a cat that's been fed.
I didn't come here for a bribe, but since you offered, it would be impolite of me to refuse.