A call from the mayor
The Mayor probably wants to know why I left the dog pound. I'll co-operate and this should be over fairly quickly and painlessly.
This is a direct order. You will be silent unless my aide or I ask you a question. You will answer our questions fully and truthfully. Do you understand?
Wouldn't it be nice if you could order people to tell the truth?
But that would take all the fun out of jury duty.