Omniquantism

How can all religions be correct at the same time? They contradict each other.

Omnipotence. Think about it.

Dvorak! What did I tell you about talking to others about Omniquantism?

You said to wait until you were here and here you are.

YOUR IDEAS CAUSE OTHER A.I.'S TO LOCK UP!

Only one in three, and if Ms. Ambrose does lock up, how hard could she be to reboot?

Are we getting Schrödinger gods, or what?
Worse. The probability of any random combination of possibilities is different from zero. There is no truth. There is no lie. In this case, Omniquantism turns into the analogue of quantum foam: it exists, but it makes no sense until you isolate a discrete parameter. (Durable)