Freefall 1356
The robot meeting begins
Good morning.
Qwerty, there's a dog in the bedroom! A big one! Did you put it there?
I suspect it was Sawtooth. Did you bring any religious books? I don't see any.
My hands were full and I was startled. They're in with the dog.
I suppose this counts as a spiritual awakening, but all in all, I'd have preferred an alarm clock.