Freefall 1347
Polly!
What's with Polly?
The emu's tasted blood! It's gone carnivorous! That bird has become death on drumsticks!
Can we still keep her?
No! She bit me when I tried to scare her! I've suffered enough loss of face!
You never let me keep any pets that try to eat you.
I'm sorry, Helix. But to command this ship, it's vital that I remain undigested.