Freefall 1111
After dinner

No matter how hard I try, lapping up water is a noisy affair.
LAP
LAP
LAP
LAP
Sigh. Slow down. Concentrate. Drink too fast, lower jaw gets soaked and I drip all over the place.
It's not without its upside though. Blow dryers are the next best thing to having your head out of a car window.