Freefall 1033
Smells like dinner with Winston
Winston shouldn't be able to smell this water yet. It's hard to say. Humans don't test their sense of smell.
When we start having kids, we'll need to come up with a standard test. I don't know what we'll do if someone fails. Perhaps a small fan and filter?
I should stick to singing in the shower instead of thinking. Archimedes might have gotten away with running naked through the streets shouting “EUREKA!”. I would end up in the pound.