Freefall 0899
Yes, they're in space
Humans are basically giant swimming monkeys. They must move real well in this environment.
So I have to learn to move well. Otherwise, when introduced to people in microgravity, I'm going to feel embarrassed and inadequate.
If they're bouncing off the walls like Florence and I'm still using this stick, almost half the people I meet are going to be leaving with their wallets.