Freefall 0875
Launch
Is it possible to remove all references to my head getting stuck in the toilet from the logs?
It is. Would you like me to start on that, captain?
Yes.
Removal of entries from ship's logs requires a review by five other captains. Forwarding the information now.
Can you use my video record of when I helped with the plunger?
Volunteered video record now being transferred.
My original mistakes never draw half the attention as my attempts to cover them up do.