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Freefall 0795
The inspector cometh

Good afternoon, Sir. The spaceport computer informs me that you are my inspector. I am 1071-CCN, standing by for inspection.
Standing by. I would like to say I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in this inspection. … Still standing by.
Sir, might I suggest your time could be better utilized by inspecting my rear end instead of the engineer's?