I don't have a bed. I sleep standing up.
Nuts. Okay, where else would be a good place to hide the satellites?
Hmm. Only people with a spaceship could get to them. We'd be able to keep an eye on them. And if we put them exactly where they're supposed to be, the owner won't notice we've stolen them.
Helix, I like it! This is a crime so sneaky and so subtle, even I don't know if I'm actually committing it!