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Good morning. This is Rants Freely with the latest on America's year 2000 election, where both sides insist the recounts continue until they win.
Despite the candidates being long dead, legal teams have vowed to continue the fight for as long as they can charge billable hours.
A similar situation occurred during the Kennedy/Nixon election, where one dropped out for the good of the country. But unfortunately, neither Bush nor Gore could match Nixon's high ethical standards.
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