We wanted ice cream to give to humans. At the end of a sqid chase, there is ice cream.
That loophole spread faster than I thought.
We are discouraged from giving gifts to humans directly.
I know. Max doesn't want robot society to become a Santa Claus machine. Are you discouraged from giving me gifts?
You are not human. Why would we give you gifts?
I need to do something about that. A real loophole works in my favor.