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Freefall 2001

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Maybe you should wait here while we get the parts.

I'm inclined to agree.

Yea! The human is staying with us!

Are you hungry?

Do humans really eat plants?

Did you make us?

Tell us a story!

With princesses!

I should change professions. Winston Thurmad. Babysitting by the ton.

Freefall 2002

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Read us this one! Read us this one!

Princess PID and the water reclamation system?

It's our favorite!

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. Her skin was the finest titanium alloy, and her code was so elegant that she never wasted a clock cycle.

He tells the story very well.

If princess PID were male and human, I bet she'd sound just like him.

ПИД – пропорционально-интегрально-дифференциальный регулятор.

Freefall 2003

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And with regular maintenance, princess PID and the water reclamation system functioned properly even after. The end.

Another story! Tell us another story!

I'm sorry. Winston and I need to go. We have… other robots to visit.

Oh right. The war.

WAR!?!

HUMAN IN DANGER!

That's kind of why I was avoiding the “W” word.

HUMAN IN DANGER!

Freefall 2004

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There are no humans involved in this war. I'll be safe.

Then stay with us!

I can't. I need to get on the airplane. I need to stop a war.

AIRPLANES FALL DOWN!

HUMAN IN DANGER!

Little help?

No worries, mate. You're not the first human I've had to rescue from overprotective three year olds.

Freefall 2005

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Put on the gear I gave you. Cover your eyes, ears, forehead and mouth. This goes into your pocket.

Hug and spin. Walk to the plane, then have Ms. Ambrose come back with my transponder.

I want a hug!

Me too!

Hug me next!

Fly, you fools! I can't distract them with hugs forever!

Freefall 2006

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This doesn't feel right. We're leaving three years old out here in the desert alone.

Are you thinking about adopting ten thousand baby robots?

Well, a house really isn't a home without the pitter patter of mechanical feet.

Freefall 2007

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No. no. no. On the plane. Now give me the transponder.

You can't go around from site to site bringing entire robotic work forces home with you because they're cute.

That's how crazy cat ladies get started.

Freefall 2008

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Last hug. I have to go.

Don't go, human! Stay with us!

He's gone! That robot walked up, snapped to where the human was, and the human vanished!

Humans move in strange and mysterious ways.

When I grow up, I'm going to be a super hero! I'm going to be a robot with human powers!

Nuh uh! You gotta get bit by a radioactive upgrade or something before that will happen.

Freefall 2009

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**GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR THE PARTS!

Did you like the trick with the transponder? I picked that one up from Sawtooth.

Is that common knowledge now?

Among factory one robots, pretty much. Next week, we're having a masquerade.

I've got a few spare transponders if you want to come. Here. Try on a tugboat.

Tugboat makes me look broad in the beam. Do you have anything in motorcycle?

Freefall 2010

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You do not need to worry about these robots. They have many years ahead of them building the fusion plant and surrounding factories.

The challenge arises when the work is done they have nothing to do. Some of their solutions have been quite creative.

Illuminated technical manuals?

Version 2.0. The illumination was superior in version 1.0, but 2.0 doesn't use radioactive ink.

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