I have to ask. Why do you have this apron?
The robot who comes over and cleans wears it.
It's a new robot each week. There's a lottery and the winners get a human to interact with. The apron lets me know that's the robot of the week who's in my house.
So I'm not the first A.I. you've seen wearing nothing but this apron.
True, but they're metal and plastic. You are much more topologically interesting.