Aren't you going with your friends?
In a moment. I've run the numbers. We're repairing human things faster than they break. We're going to run out.
As the planet's largest provider of broken stuff, we would like to lock you into an exclusive contract. Anything you break, we get first shot at fixing.
So, Mister Thurmad's truck. Could you drive it again tomorrow, say at three o'clock?
You can't set up an appointment for chaos! That defeats the whole point!