You're a wolf, so you're using left handed amino acids. What are you? A prototype?
A “proof of concept”, a model to show it's possible before spending the money to send people and equipment between star systems.
I'm surprised you're not in a lab.
To quote, “A series of clerical errors resulted in the inadvertent release of the Bowman's Wolf to the general public.”.
Thing is, if you look at how perfectly those errors needed to line up, our release looks as accidental as eight brothers of a lottery commissioner winning the grand prize on eight consecutive weeks.