h of turtles wander around in an empty room until one finally bonks into the door.\\
WORST OF ALL, sometimes when the opportunity to announce the "twist" finally comes up, your assistant has the nerve to helpfully give you a super-obvious hint for
den days, the items I found most interesting were the Canes of Somaria and Byrna, two artifacts of ARCANE MIGHT. (One made exploding blocks and was awesome; the other ... sense at the time.\\
Anyway, several years later the Minish Cap was released, and one of its many bizarre items was the Cane of Pacci, a throwback to the mysterious canes of previous games. This one, however, serves an entirely useless purpose, and... ple have noticed, I'd completely forgotten about dating the last few comics for 2008. That's fixed now.
I said, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption is awesome to the max. The controls are smooth, the graphics are polished, and, unlike previous Metroid games, you actually have ... part of an organization – you're still exploring the levels and shooting stuff by yourself, but you do
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I recently played the original Fallout for the first time, and it was really cool! One thing I noticed, however, was the tendency of your NPC companions to graciously permadeath-sacrifice t... protect you (or, usually, for no reason at all). The worst offender of this was Dogmeat (the ancestor of the Fallout 3 dog of the same name), who, by natur
yed its bikier predecessors, and I cannot pass up the promise of trucks and excitement sharing one environment (who could?). This, combined with a s... the manliness factor. Seriously. Every level has the same music, and it's just one guitar riff over and over again. This would be very inconvenient if the game didn't have one of them fancy "make your own soundtrack" features... d fire from bad fire can be challenging.\\
As for the magical tilt-sensing controls: I think they work
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One of the weird things about Earthbound – a game so full of... t they give you a super fun bicycle very early in the game, which Ness can only ride if he's the only person in the party. You then almost immediately get a second party member, rendering the bike us
gly friend Varn:\\
"Yeah. We're finally done with the Pokemon comics, thank God. This one time Katie was playing Twilight Princess and since she's a total moron she spent pretty much the whole night trying to get one Poe. Apparently it had something to do with flying at it from that crazy guy with the cuckoo high above the lake, and she spent a million eons trying to get to the tiny little ledge it lie
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**To the Victim Go the Spoilers**
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It's the return of the Bioshock Sweater Man! You know the guy. Old Sweaty, we call him.
I'm hard of hearing, w
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Meh, it's one of those comics where on Tuesday I say "oh man this is going to be the funniest comic ever" and then on Sunday night I s... espionage without you. So I was replaying it for the a billionth time about a month ago, and I revisited this, one of the most painfully dramatic scenes in the game. Sniper Wolf dies, blah blah very sad whatever.\\
In the Ga
was meant to change that but I never played that one so IT DOES NOT EXIST IN THE CANON OF AWKWARD ZOMBIE, GOODNIGHT.
Pardon the non-euclidian buildings and vehicles thar.
ingdom Hearts III comes out! I'd only ever played the first one back in the day, so I feel like I am righting a cosmic wrong. I hope you like Kingdom Hearts comics?!
... dertaking risky business, by making a comic about the first game in a series with a legendarily weird a... al Re:Birthed 360/Noscope HD Mix 2 and learn that the Heartless are //not// mindless monsters but actua
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Harvest Moon started out with only giving the player the option to play as a male character, and one of the more important aspects of the game was finding a wife and making a dang baby. Your wife never really helped around the farm, though, and mostly hung around doing a whol
're not in the know, echolocation is specifically the sonar-like phenomenon of bouncing soundwaves off of one's surroundings and using their reflections' retur... real and human-shaped.
I know it's nitpicky, but the fact that everyone in the game refers to it specifically as "echolocation" suggests to me that nobody understands that word. Clearly the post-apocalypse education system has failed along
ctually start flying around, and you realize that the only place really worth flying to is theone you started at because //there is nothing else out there.// Link has an excuse to go to the desolate corners of everywhere because he is on an ADVENTURE, but the average citizen doesn't have much reason to leave