ns have made up their own lists–unfortunately, on the top of everyone's seems to be Roy. "He's just a bad Marth clone!"\\
"He was only included as an advertisement for... on some Melee occasions… Oh, yeah, and because of the whole comic thing. Oh, the woes of using someone else's characters to make a profit! Anyway, if an... kes that game anyway. What //I'm// bothered by is the fact that **//they switched his microphone to the other side of his head.//** That's going to give me a tumor, but I could care less about his cl
ult (and other job-system games) pair gaining someone's powers with also gaining their wardrobe.
**IF ... HAVEN'T FINISHED PLAYING BRAVELY DEFAULT, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SHOULD STOP READING.** (Spoilers f... low!)
Okay I was //super// into Bravely D, up to the point where they literally make you replay the game. //Multiple times.// To the game's credit, I reall
h of turtles wander around in an empty room until one finally bonks into the door.\\
WORST OF ALL, sometimes when the opportunity to announce the "twist" finally comes up, your assistant has the nerve to helpfully give you a super-obvious hint for
I said, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption is awesome to the max. The controls are smooth, the graphics are polished, and, unlike previous Metroid games, you actually have ... part of an organization – you're still exploring the levels and shooting stuff by yourself, but you do
den days, the items I found most interesting were the Canes of Somaria and Byrna, two artifacts of ARCANE MIGHT. (One made exploding blocks and was awesome; the other ... sense at the time.\\
Anyway, several years later the Minish Cap was released, and one of its many bizarre items was the Cane of Pacci, a throwback to the mysterious canes of previous games. This one, however, serves an entirely useless purpose, and... ple have noticed, I'd completely forgotten about dating the last few comics for 2008. That's fixed now.
the characters moving nothing but their mouths.
The Ace Attorney games have traditionally placed anyone who isn't a lawyer or a judge on the combination ... cent installations have more sprawling casts, and the court sections of the games sometimes have everyone in the story taking part in the same conversation... ain tends to interpret this as a character taking the stand and saying something only to be immediately shoved aside by someone else, ad infinitum.
PEOPLE OF WISCONSIN: reminde
special/ugly friend Varn:\\
"Yeah. We're finally done with the Pokemon comics, thank God. This one time Katie wa... d since she's a total moron she spent pretty much the whole night trying to get one Poe. Apparently it had something to do with flying at it from that crazy guy with the cuckoo high above the lake, and she spent a million eons trying to get to the tiny little ledge it lie
yed its bikier predecessors, and I cannot pass up the promise of trucks and excitement sharing one environment (who could?). This, combined with a s... the manliness factor. Seriously. Every level has the same music, and it's just one guitar riff over and over again. This would be very inconvenient if the game didn't have one of them fancy "make your own soundtrack" features... r catches on fire.\\
If you park in a no-parking zone, your car catches on fire.\\
Discerning good fire
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I recently played the original Fallout for the first time, and it was really cool! One thing I noticed, however, was the tendency of your NPC companions to graciously permadeath-sacrifice t... protect you (or, usually, for no reason at all). The worst offender of this was Dogmeat (the ancestor of the Fallout 3 dog of the same name), who, by natur
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One of the weird things about Earthbound – a game so full of... t they give you a super fun bicycle very early in the game, which Ness can only ride if he's the only person in the party. You then almost immediately get a second party member, rendering the bike us
fairly rough around the edges – though I do like the portrayal that "gaijin" and "bastard" are the only words anyone in Japan knows – the multiplayer battles are actually pretty addicting to me.\\
As for the magical tilt-sensing controls: //eh.// Go read someone else's scathing review if you want to hear about ... ey are. What snagged me was that you have to push the enchanted remote foreward to zoom in with the sniper rifle (I'm a totally badass sniper, by the way),
ulative comics. Let's do that!
Ridley is kind of the only Nintendo villain who's ever done anything really awful – Bowser's a jerk and Ganon... e still probably easily forgiven.
Master Hand is theone who gets the final decision on who stays and who goes, but there's still a junior committee for scopin... potential fighters. They don't tend to get much done, though.
I'll have you know there is a rich and
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Meh, it's one of those comics where on Tuesday I say "oh man this is going to be the funniest comic ever" and then on Sunday night I s... espionage without you. So I was replaying it for the a billionth time about a month ago, and I revisited this, one of the most painfully dramatic scenes in the game. Sniper Wolf dies, blah blah very sad whatever.\\
In the Ga
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**To the Victim Go the Spoilers**
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It's the return of the Bioshock Sweater Man! You know the guy. Old Sweaty, we call him.
I'm hard of hearing, w
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REGARDLESS, Advance Wars has never really had the right sort of tone for a game about tactical warfare: the commanding... was meant to change that but I never played that one so IT DOES NOT EXIST IN THE CANON OF AWKWARD ZOMBIE, GOODNIGHT.
Pardon the non-euclidian buildings and vehicles thar.