haracters. Conversely, a new terror has been mentioned: so says Masahiro Sakurai, SSB's main director m... their own lists–unfortunately, on the top of everyone's seems to be Roy. "He's just a bad Marth clone!"\\
"He was only included as an advertisement for FE6!... the whole comic thing. Oh, the woes of using someone else's characters to make a profit! Anyway, if an
l your junk back, but it's also a game where everyone has a finite amount of money at any given time, but it's ALSO a game where you can carry a limited amo... s combine into a game where I'm carrying all the money in the world and all the expensive things in the... y an extremely small dog. I think it's definitely one of the best and funniest things I've played all y
mart, because I apologize for minor copy&paste in one comic and then the next week I do a comic really ... e was atually pretty inaessable to just about eeryone who hasn't played Fire Emblem – and een then, it'... .\\
So! Right! I think that a harater beoming poisoned in Fire Emblem, losing minimal hunks of damage o... flow of preious, preious experiene points. The poisonee might not enjoy it, buuut we all make sarifies.
omaria and Byrna, two artifacts of ARCANE MIGHT. (One made exploding blocks and was awesome; the other ... r names – no Somaria or Byrna have ever been mentioned anywhere else in the Zelda universe, as far as I... eral years later the Minish Cap was released, and one of its many bizarre items was the Cane of Pacci, ... k to the mysterious canes of previous games. This one, however, serves an entirely useless purpose, and
is kind of the only Nintendo villain who's ever done anything really awful – Bowser's a jerk and Ganondorf tends to make everyone anxious for a while, but both are still probably easily forgiven.
Master Hand is the one who gets the final decision on who stays and who ... potential fighters. They don't tend to get much done, though.
I'll have you know there is a rich and
hine**
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THE PERFECT DISGUISE. Norrin wrote this one too.
In book-related news, **[[http://www.kickst... rter.com/projects/802102307/awkward-zombie-volume-one|the Kickstarter has been successfully funded!]]**... my favorite. You have given me ten times as much money as I asked for, wow, oh man. I've got a lot of w... el a deep, deep regret, but you'll be able to buy one later once they've been printed. EVERYTHING'S GRE
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I've had this one in mind for months now. Didn't really come out how I wanted but oh well! One of the first things I tried to do in Galaxy was p... the opportunity to have been able to do it to someone else would have been delightful. I've always like... coming out of everywhere…he's like some sort of weirdo space-biker, I don't even know, leave me alone.
wardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=022414|mentioned]] how shiny Pokemon are much easier to get now, ... ven an item that increases your chance of finding one.
I've been playing Pokemon obsessively since bef... hiny Pokemon were even a thing, and I hadn't seen one until X and Y – and now that I finally //do// have one, they seem like less of an exciting achievement.\
ag>"Advance Wars: Dual Strike"}}
This was another one wroten by Merlin, who always manages to point out... e in advance to him for however I've screwed this one up.\\
REGARDLESS, Advance Wars has never really had the right sort of tone for a game about tactical warfare: the commanding... was meant to change that but I never played that one so IT DOES NOT EXIST IN THE CANON OF AWKWARD ZOMB
s up the promise of trucks and excitement sharing one environment (who could?). This, combined with a s... ly. Every level has the same music, and it's just one guitar riff over and over again. This would be very inconvenient if the game didn't have one of them fancy "make your own soundtrack" features... r catches on fire.\\
If you park in a no-parking zone, your car catches on fire.\\
Discerning good fire
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Merry Saint Patrick's Day.\\
I guess. Does anyone honestly care about this holiday? I don't know. I'm not Irish and I'm not of legal drinking age so it ... me on. I don't own any green clothing. Leave me alone. I have no conceivable //reason// to be wearing g...
I'm sure characters as inherently violent as the ones included in the Super Smash Bros series would ta
special/ugly friend Varn:\\
"Yeah. We're finally done with the Pokemon comics, thank God. This one time Katie was playing Twilight Princess and since she's ... e spent pretty much the whole night trying to get one Poe. Apparently it had something to do with flyin... her people write these things.\\
//I suppose I'm done here.//
Baww, copy&paste for two comics in a row
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**The One Where Roy Comes Back (Часть 5)**
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Amazingly, everyone in Melee has handwriting just like mine and none of them know how to write a signature either. Weird!
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**Pocket Money**
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1988 Kamurocho's eco... have to wait for me to play through all the other ones first, so I promise I'll have some comics about it in two years. If you are currently playing the new one, just think of this as a flashback.