The Return Of The Empress

      Sandra: Campaign event after campaign event has been ravaged by the terrible monster Woozilla. Desperate, the survivors turn to their last hope. A woman who doesn’t shy away from using weapons that make mustard gas look like a strongly-worded letter from the UN.

      Sandra: The empress!

      Sandra: Die, fiend!

      Woo: ARGH! I’m hit!

      Sandra: The next day, the press sings the praises of the ruler’s heroic fight.