Редактиране Редактирайте страницата и щракнете върху Запис. Помогне, ПЯСЪЧНИК Файлове FIXME **Тази страница все още не е напълно преведена. Моля, помогнете да завършим превод.**\\ //(премахни този раздел след приключване на превода)// == Sandra and Woo 0746 == **The 10 New Commandments** {cnav} {{0746.png}} <!-- Caption: Larisa presents: The 10 New Commandments! Larisa: You can tell that they’re the true words of God from the fact that they’re written on stone tablets. Stone tablet: I – V I Thou shalt not talk in the theater! II Thou shalt not swipe thy colleague’s food out of the office fridge! III Thou shalt always use thy blinker before changing lanes! IV Thou shalt not drive 10 miles to save $1.29 on a purchase! V Thou shalt not join a hobby development team when thou have neither time nor motivation to work on the project! Stone tablet: VI – X VI Thou shalt not reply to comments from internet trolls! VII Thou shalt not look at thy phone every 30 seconds when meeting someone! VIII Thou shalt not tell depressed people to “cheer up”! IX Thou shalt not put unflattering photos of other people on the internet! X Thou shalt give Novil lots of money! (PayPal account: [illegible]@gmx.dе) Larisa: I believe the last commandment is the result of dirty lobbyism. Sandra: You don’t say! --> {{tag>larisa religion sandra}} Да продължите редактирането след записване на Name of this site, english, lowcase only Please keep this field empty: Запис Преглед Отказ Обобщение Бележка: Редактирайки страницата, Вие се съгласявате да лицензирате промените (които сте направили) под следния лиценз: CC Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 4.0 International