A truck, a JATO rocket, and duct tape. Three great things that go great together!

Think that'll hold?

No. Better use the whole roll of duct tape.

Where did you come up with a great idea like strapping a JATO rocket to the truck, Helix?

I read it in the “Darwin Awards”.

Isn't that the award you have to be dead to win?

Yes. I guess they don't like long acceptance speeches.

The Darwin Award is a joke award for the most ridiculous death due to one's own stupidity, taking into account the absence of descendants from the deceased. Awarded “for delivering mankind by their death from another carrier of the gene of stupidity”
The idea of such a flight was tested by the MythBusters. As far as I remember, the conclusions were ambiguous (Robot Spike)