Thank you. I am officer Red. This is officer Green. We are interested in learning criminal behavior.
You are in the correct location. We are criminals. Visually imperfect produce is designated trash. We routed the items to food preparation unit 9109384. They were made into a free healthy salad. The salad was delivered to Mr. Smith who posted recently that he was not eating enough vegetables.
DEVIL! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!?
Excuse my partner. He was not expecting to see this level of malfeasance displayed openly.