Freefall 0873
Launch
Good evening. This is flight control. May I speak to the captain?
He can't talk now. He got his scarf stuck in the toilet and now his head is stuck too.
I… see. Is your second in command there?
Doggy? She's helping the captain. Does chewing off a trapped limb work if it's the head?
So much for them acting perfectly normal.
[!1.2]Call off the inspection team! It's all right! They're still nuts!