How to catch a deer. Sort of
What? People have actually been banned from “The Golden Trough”?
“Bruno Bunkleyutz. Banned for stealing customers.”
“Dave Schumacher. Banned for eating too much and failure to properly amuse a cat.”
“Sam Starfall. Reserved. Hasn't done anything yet, but we know he will.”
It's good to know that some people still have faith in me.